How to Make Others Think You're Emo When You're Not

Ah pois meus amigos (agora em portugues) achei k depois dakeles dois temas k transcrevi ah pouco, achei k este tb encaixava aki, pk istu tb é um tema muito interessante, how to make others think you're emo when you're not, ah pois é!
well it is quite easy to make people think you are emo for a short period but it is particly hard after a while.

Steps

1. Get some emo clothes from blur bananer
2. Emo clothes are things like band t-shirts like My Chemical Romance
3. Listen to emo music example My Chemical Romance, Fall Out Boy or Papa Roach
4. Go to a lot of gigs and jump into mosh pits lke you dont care
5. Hang around with alot of emos
6. If some one says something to offend you dont say anything back

Tips

• Make your hair long and start straightning you fringe!

bem...meus amigos por hj achu k eh tudo mesmo!!!
kissez*********gostava de saber o vosso feedback destes meus 3 temas!!!
ary vakinha

How to become emotionless...

Hello again, now i will give to you all the tips to become emotionless!, yes...because, if you want to have an emo style, you have to be "emotional" that's right?...
So...Becoming emotionless can be a very useful tactic to deal with problems that might be better handled with less heart and more brain. The following is a list of steps to take in order to remove the heart from the situation, and start using your head.

Steps

1. Meditate. This is one of the better tools to become emotionless. There several are different types of meditation, including Vipassana and Huna, that you can investigate to see which one is right for you. Even the most basic form: closing your eyes and breathing deep, is sometimes enough to loose your emotions.
2. Dissociate yourself from the situation. You can do this by seeing yourself as an observer of the situation and not an active participant.
3. Think logically, not emotionally. If you can't dissociate yourself from the situation, then take a more logical approach (i.e. facts/figures) than an approach of anger, hatred, fear, etc. Think of the reasons behind the actions and look at things from all sides before making any sort of judgment.
4. Think of something else. When dealing with a situation that requires the lack of emotion, think of something rudimentary that occupies your mind. A few examples of things to try are: Long division, listing the full names of your entire family, listing all 50 states, naming as many mammals as you can, etc. The key to doing this correctly is to occupy your mind with boringness while remaining aware of the situation and taking it all in.
5. Realize that you may be wrong. Emotions can cloud our judgment, and there’s always a possibility that you are simply wrong. If you realize this, let it go. Pride will only muck up the situation.

some more tips:

• Breathe. Deep breaths will keep you from reacting.
• Look them in the eye.
• If you need a moment, take a time-out. This will help you center yourself and give you a pause to think about things from a position other than your own.
• Keep an open mind.

WARNINGS

Don't forget to keep with the program! If are fighting with your spouse, and are using these techniques to keep calm, it is imperative that you don't ignore them while you're mentally listing off the number of times you've had to throw out a pen becuase you used every drop of ink.



TODAY THAT'S ALL!!! KISSEZ******** ARY VAKINHA ;)

How to become Emo...

Hello boys and girls, Wondering how to be emo, without asking your friends? This is the right place to be! ya ...today i'm here for who wants to know how to become emo!
well...to become emo, is very simple, you just have to take simple steps in your fucking sad and depressing life...with this manual, of course! XD

Don'te be afraid to ask i'm here for that!

So...let's see...

1º step:
Cut your hair to a very short bob-like hairstyle. Make the backside of the hair, way shorter than the front side. The long side has to be bangs, all stuck to one side. Spike up the back side, and pat down on the front side. Barrettes are nice too, if you're a girl, of course.(They've got good ones at Hot Topic and other stores like it. If you're a guy, dye your hair black or obnoxiously blonde, but preferably keep it spiked in the back and have your bangs cover one eye. You could also get your bangs/fringe dyed a lighter colour to the rest of your hair.


2º step:
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You have to have really tight shirts and pencil pants.(The girls dig it, fer sure.) You might want to even shop at girl stores, for the shirts and jeans. If you wear glasses, maybe (only if you want) you could switch to black framed glasses (this is awesome for both sexes), and might want to buy a pair of shoes (vans, converse, airwalk, etc.

3ºstep:
Band pins are also a good idea. Put them on your messenger bag or on the shirt/collar of your track jacket.


4ºstep:
Boys can most definitely get away with wearing eyeliner. Most 'scene girls' see it as sexy, or something like that.

5ºstep:
Girls should wear dark black eyeliner and lengthening black mascara with black or fluorescent pink or green eyeshadow. Don't pale up your skin - that just makes you look ill.

6ºstep:
Customise and DIY! Rip jeans and cut skirts to make them shorter, sew band logos onto your bag, etc.

7ºstep:
Don't be afraid to be different from anyone - including other emos and be always on the look out for original, one off items. Markets or second-hand shops (like Goodwill!) are the best way to find awesome things.

8ºstep:
You might want to start listening to bands like: My Chemical Romance, The Used, Taking Back Sunday, Dashboard Confessional, Thursday, Paramore, Panic! At the Disco, Medina Lake...

9ºstep:
Cheesy 90's Pop is cool too! Backstreet Boys especially in their album Millennium. The songs Show Me The Meaning of Being Lonely and I Want It That Way are definitely emo!

10ºstep:
Remember that emo is just a style, and you don't have to cut your wrists. (hehe ^^)

some other tips
Lip rings are very fashioncore, and will get you a whole lot of "street cred" in the scenester crowd. The better the placement, the hotter you are. Stay AWAY from the gangsta' stereotypes and try to avoid the preps/jocks, unless they have emo qualities in them all ready. If you really want to be an emo kid, you are more than welcome to become friends with nerds and loners. Don't forget! When you're emo, its okay to show emo "tions"! For example, even if you're a guy its OKAY to cry in public. Being sensitive is an amazing thing.

Warnigs!!!

Do not tell people that you're emo or that you are trying to be emo or else they will call you a poser.

Don't make a big deal of it. Telling people your emo will only make them think your emotionally unstable and might call the doctor to try to "help" you.

Importante things that you should have to become one of them:

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• Eyeliner
• Converse Shoes
• Studded belt
• Supportive friends
• Tight T-shirts, Pencil Pants, Rock shoes...
• Band T-shirts

hum...i think it's all folks! ;)
but if you want i can talk about How to be Emo phase2
How to be an Emo Prep
How to Act like a gansta (the real way)
How to be a prep in middle or high school
How to be a rocker or skater... IF YOU ARE INTERESTED TO KNOW MORE ABOUT THAT ... TELL ME PLEASE AND I WILL DO IT FOR YOU! ;) KISSEZ*******
ARY VAKINHA ^^